June 2011
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hurr, internet dating.
After much consideration (not really) I have decided to give up on the whole internet dating thing. All in all, it was a waste of time. You know how you watch tv and you see those ads for eharmony and they show people joyously frolicking in the grass and holding hands and kissing very politely? And the voiceover always says in a very melodious voice that “so many of our users have great...
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Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live
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